JD Vance insecurely laughs at his joke, alone

Jason Weisberger 12:15 pm Mon Jul 22, 2024

JD Vance struggles to understand why women find him creepy even though he has thick eyelashes. (lev radin/Shutterstock.com)

JD Vance (lev radin/Shutterstock.com)

Watch Republican Vice-Presidential candidate make jokes about racism to a largely silent crowd.

JD Vance reminds me of a cocky and unprepared high school student getting up to give a presentation. Jokes that go over like a lead balloon, and failing to make his point, trailing off with insecure laughter. It does not seem he is up to the task. I hope Harris picks someone who mops the floor with this guy.

JD Vance is really not good at this. pic.twitter.com/aCzdcfNJ7N
— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) July 22, 2024

Free the Mountain Dew drinkers. They are Xtreme.

Previously:
• Wired took a look at JD Vance's Venmo friends list
• Pete Buttigieg understands who JD Vance is, and it's not good
• Russian TV host giddy over Trump's JD Vance pick: 'Trumpier than Trump' (video)
• Trump's VP pick widens the ideological gap

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