Another day, another cavalcade of deceptive clickbait. Today, I'm saving you from clicking on four articles that don't live up to the promise of their headlines.
Headline: "Chilling five words Secret Service agent uttered after finding Trump shooter dead on roof" (Unilad)
The agent said, ""So, this is the guy."
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Headline: Trump Explains Why He Really Picked JD Vance As His VP—And People Are Cringing Hard (Comic Sands)
"We've always had a good chemistry."
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Headline: 'I'm an Infectious Disease Expert, and This Is the Most Commonly Overlooked COVID Symptom Right Now' (Parade)
An upset stomach.
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Headline: "Conan O'Brien Completely Broke After Lisa Kudrow Revealed What She Genuinely Hated Most About Friends" (The Things)
She disliked the live audience laughter.
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There you have it. If the Internet still exits tomorrow, you can expect me to write another.
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