JD Vance tries to blame "Magic: The Gathering" as the reason girls thought he was a creepy teen

Ellsworth Toohey 10:54 am Thu Aug 8, 2024

JD Vance struggles to understand why women find him creepy even though he has thick eyelashes. (lev radin/Shutterstock.com)

JD Vance (lev radin/Shutterstock.com)

"The big problem with transitioning from being a 13-year-old who likes Magic: The Gathering to being a 15-year-old who likes Magic: The Gathering is that 15-year-old girls do not like Magic: The Gathering," JD Vance told Semafor. "So I dropped it like a bad habit."

A lot of girls play Magic, JD. I hate to break it to you, but it wasn't your fondness of the card game that caused 15-year-old girls to find you icky. It's the very core of your being that repulsed them.

Creepy teens become creepy politicians.

Previously:
• Surprise marriage proposal via Magic: The Gathering
• MTG's new book is no 'Magic: The Gathering' — it's a gathering of poor reviews
• Wizards of the Coast sends Pinkerton agents after YouTuber who unboxed a leaked Magic: The Gathering card set

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