Would it be perverse to say I would miss the old-timey coiling phoneline cord? Vortex's M0110 is a modern USB-C and wireless clone of the classic Macintosh keyboard, with Cherry or Gateron switches and various international layouts. Just look at the subtle off-white coloring, the tasteful thickness of it.
It's $154 and comes with a keycap puller.
I owned the Vortex Core for a while, and it was a pretty good l'il keeb.
Jesus that's a lot of mechanical keyboards:
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