"MAGA" Mike Johnson thinks his god gave him the gavel

Jason Weisberger 7:36 am Mon Sep 16, 2024

Image: Speaker Mike Johnson; Press conference

It does seem implausible that out of 400 plus other congresspeople, the best one for the Speaker of the House job was Mike Johnson, but I am still not ready to believe in a god.

Speaker of the House MAGA Mike Johnson tells a story that credits God for Matt Gaetz's bungling and a long list of candidates so unqualified that we ended up with MAGA Mike as Speaker of the House. He did hit one thing right in this little speech: Kevin McCarthy was deposed.

Mike Johnson: The Lord told me "very clearly" to prepare to become "Moses". @RightWingWatch.
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— The Intellectualist (@highbrow_nobrow) September 14, 2024

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