This Nazgûl morning routine is the best worst way to start your day

The Silmarillion may not have delved into the skincare routines of the terrifying Ringwraiths. But it stands to reason that the Nazgûl must have some sort of steady Middle-Earthian morning regime in order to stay alert and healthy for thousands of years of soul-sucking misery, right?

Well, fortunately, the Witchking of Agma on TikTok has you covered:

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'The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King' poster by artist Aaron Horkey, for Mondo