After staging a campaign event at a closed McDonald's, Donald Trump now holds a "french fry certification pin."
This is a historically stupid attempt to make believe Trump gives a shit about anyone who works in any service industry. It demonstrates his lack of competence as a human and reminds you he is not a dude you'd leave alone near a fry-o-later. It is so ridiculous; this video of the franchise owner bestowing a certificate of french frying upon Trump stacks offense on offense like a ridiculous crap sundae.
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