Here are some killer satirical halloween costumes made by artist Obvious Plant. I wish these were real, especially the "pair of jorts". This costume features a blue bodysuit with a pair of shorts that have a hole in the center so you can wear them around your head.
My second favorite costume here is the "cover yourself in cheese" costume. The packaging for this one features a shirtless guy covered in real slices of american cheese. The costume itself says that it does, in fact, actually contain cheese that clings naturally.
I was disappointed by all the boring old options this year. Take some inspiration from this for next year and step up your game!
