A tourist in Mammoth, California tried to hobnob with a coyote, and swiftly learned a painful lesson in the process.
"Come here. It's cold, I know," the gentleman cooed, beckoning the wild creature with an outstretched arm.
But rather than considering the man as his new buddy, all the coyote saw was a slab of raw steak in the form of a hand. And so naturally, he took a chomp at the kind offer. "Ow! You motherfuc*er! Sonofbitch got me! Goddamn coyotes!" the man shouted with utter disbelief. Because how dare a coyote act like, er, a coyote. (See video below, posted by touronsofyellowstone.)
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