NBC reports UHC killer once played a party game

Breaking news: NBC has uncovered something trivial and unimportant.

Upon discovering that the suspected UHC killer once played "Among Us," a free video game popular during the recent pandemic, someone at NBC must have screamed, "STOP THE PRESSES!" at the top of their lungs! I can only imagine the pandemonium that ensued as the realization was made: this guy played a game where the bad guy was an assassin.

Mainstream media is doing a fantastic job rebuilding my desire to pay attention to them.

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