Breaking news: NBC has uncovered something trivial and unimportant.
Upon discovering that the suspected UHC killer once played "Among Us," a free video game popular during the recent pandemic, someone at NBC must have screamed, "STOP THE PRESSES!" at the top of their lungs! I can only imagine the pandemonium that ensued as the realization was made: this guy played a game where the bad guy was an assassin.
Mainstream media is doing a fantastic job rebuilding my desire to pay attention to them.
Previously:
• Booting Megyn Kelly immediately improved NBC's ratings