Honestly, it's better the New York Times doesn't cover it

Yesterday, everyone was complaining that The New York Times was ignoring the takeover of government by Elon Musk and the college-age cronies he claims it's illegal to name. Today, it's covering it—with language that makes it sound like the best thing that's ever happened to Washington, D.C.

Beware what you wish for: it might happen.

Previously: The New York Times Torture Euphemism Generator!