The White House Press Secretary everyone loves to loathe is going on a long bye-bye.
Tweeted our dear glorious and exceptionally manly president Donald Trump today,
"After 3 1/2 years, our wonderful Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be leaving the White House at the end of the month and going home to the Great State of Arkansas…."
[Dramatic 5 minute pause between tweets]
"…She is a very special person with extraordinary talents, who has done an incredible job! I hope she decides to run for Governor of Arkansas – she would be fantastic. Sarah, thank you for a job well done!"
That's it.
That's all we know, at least until Maggie Haberman does the soft focus New York Times tell-all exit interview or whatever.
Wonder if Trump will even bother replacing her in July, or just run it all by himself with his brainworms.
Your best guesses are welcome in the Boing Boing BBS, where we're all lurking while we wait for the next shoe to drop.
Have fun mocking all of them, folks.
They're in charge, still.
[Images of Sarah Huckabee Sanders doing POTUS's dirty work below courtesy C-SPAN]
