If it's the holiday season, it must be time for mildly disgusting candy canes from Archie McPhee. This year they're offering Brisket Candy Canes. Fortunately, they just TASTE like smoked brisket meat, they don't actually have any in them! The product's copy proves it (and made me laugh out loud), "Brisket Candy Canes have the flavor of brisket with none of the connective tissue."
Leave it to Archie McPhee to bring the world Hot Dog Candy Canes:
WIENER WIENER HOT DOG DINNER
Hot Dog Candy Canes will remind you of school lunches and backyard BBQs. Instead of cookies this year, maybe Santa would prefer a wiener?
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What's brown and white and tastes nothing like Christmas?
Archie McPhee's Shiitake Mushroom Candy Canes, of course.
Not sure what to do for the holidays this year? Give a shiitake! Shiitake Mushroom Candy Canes may seem odd at first, but they're sprouting up all over the place.
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Oh boy, here we go. Archie McPhee has just announced their 2019 candy cane flavors. The star of this year's line-up are the ham-flavored ones, which are aptly called Hamdy Canes.
When the holidays come around, that can only mean one thing: ham!
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If you were thinking of getting a box of Archie McPhee's Mac & Cheese Candy Canes, get on it.
After a post on @junkfoodmom in mid-September, their cheesy yellow-and-white striped candies started becoming popular ("This one isn't bad! Smells like cheese and tastes like Mac n cheese but the sweetness overpowers the flavor eventually so it's doable."). — Read the rest
I know, I know, we shouldn't be talking about the holidays just yet. But, keep clam, Archie McPhee went ahead and released Clamdy Canes — yes, candy canes that taste like clams — and I couldn't resist sharing the news with you. — Read the rest