Presidential perverts, Trump's feet, and Biden's medical crisis in last week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer'

"Hollywood's 33 Most Spoiled Brats!" dominate this week's cover.

Only 33?

It's an egregiously invasive and callous attack on the defenseless children of stars including Beyoncé, Will Smith, Elton John, Gwen Stefani, Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie, David & Victoria Beckham, and many more celebrities whose fame and wealth makes them a target. — Read the rest

UFO sightings are on the rise, say tabloids

UFO sightings are on the rise, and America has 300 times the number of E.T. reports than the global median, claims the 'National Examiner,' which has done the math so that you don't have to.

That may explain why this week's tabloids seem even more divorced from reality than usual. — Read the rest

Boing Boing Gift Guide 2016

Here's this year's complete Boing Boing Gift Guide: more than a hundred great ideas for prezzies: technology, toys, books and more. Scroll down and buy things, mutants! Many of the items use Amazon Affiliate links that help us make ends meet at Boing Boing, the world's greatest neurozine. — Read the rest

Undercover reporter spent four months as a prison guard in a Louisiana pen run by CCA

Corrections Corporation of America (CCA) is one of the world's largest private jailers; it runs prisons and immigration detention centers across the USA (and is diversifying into halfway houses, mental health center, and surveillance for poor neighborhoods). Mother Jones's Shane Bauer went undercover at CCA's Winn Prison in Louisiana, the state with the highest incarceration rate in the world, and spent four months meticulously documenting the way that CCA destroys the lives of the prisoners in its care and its own employees, while paying its CEO $3.4M/year.

NYPD cops charged with felonies after beating up mailman

Two NYPD detectives who beat up a uniformed U.S. Postal Service mail carrier were charged with felony assault in Queens wednesday. Angelo J. Pampena, 31, and Robert A. Carbone, 29, were also charged with perjury after CCTV footage of the incident demonstrated that they had lied in their official reports of the arrest. — Read the rest

Making Inaccessible Island a little more accessible

This is a detail from one of the regularly updated maps that researchers in Antarctica use when they want to leave McMurdo Station and travel across the continent's sea ice. It shows the well-traveled routes across McMurdo Sound, ice thickness measurements taken at various points along the road, and hazards like large cracks in the ice. — Read the rest

New York State to pet cemeteries: no pet owners' ashes allowed

New York State has ordered pet cemeteries to halt their practice of allowing pet owners to have their ashes placed alongside the graves of their dead pets, saying that the facilities aren't licensed for holding human remains. I don't quite understand the issue — ashes are ashes, they're not generally considered a sanitary hazard (apart from airborne particulate), and it's not as if the residents could object. — Read the rest