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It's 2024, well into the "making things easy on ourselves" era. — Read the rest
The number of adventurers with their sites on Mt Everest is increasing. In 2023, Nepal authorized 473 climbing permits, not including Sherpa guides and support staff. Unfortunately, the popularity of the peak has caused a shitty problem.
"The problem of human waste on Everest was very bad," says Diwas Pokhrel, first vice president of Everest Summiteers Association. — Read the rest
A crafty Labrador retriever thought the coast was clear when she swiped a piece of cheese from the kitchen counter. And then she realized her human wasn't heading off into another room after all.
So the quick-thinking doggo stashed the dairy snack into her jowl and froze like a statue, staring off into space without making a peep. — Read the rest
It looks like Trump has found his dream Attorney General in Mike Davis, a man who hates democracy almost as much as he loves putting kids in cages. If you thought Bill Barr was bad, just wait until you see what this guy has up his sleeve. — Read the rest
Trying to ease fears about financial trustworthiness, the daughter-in-law of a loser struggling to post a bond in an appeal to his fraud conviction says "Trust me."
Trump has spend little to none of his own money on his legal defense, or campaigns. — Read the rest
It is an interesting thing that the issues conservatives have to pick with President Biden are all invented, and they can't hit him on real issues. — Read the rest
After the new, Trump-controlled Republican National Committee fired more than 60 people, they are now asking prospective employees to prove their MAGA loyalty with one chilling interview question: "Was the 2020 election stolen?"
Yes or no? The answer is simple: show your fealty to Donald Trump by going along with his Big Lie. — Read the rest
Last month, X user @CMDRVALTHOR posted a collection of antique photos (above and below) depicting "extinct dragons of North America" accompanied by dapper men in old-timey clothing. That post has received 728,000 views and the images on their own have been widely shared as real. — Read the rest
Last week, a man called the sheriff's office in Stevens County, Washington to inquire whether he would go to jail if he shot a Bigfoot. Apparently the fellow had planned to hunt Sasquatch in the Big Meadow Lake are of Colville National Forest and didn't want to risk jail time. — Read the rest
On Friday, a man was hit and killed by a train at an Amtrak station in Wasco, California. Shortly after, construction workers spotted another fellow walking down the street nearby waving around a dismembered leg and chewing on it. (Blurred video below.) — Read the rest
Over the last six years, polls have favored Republicans, but in election after election — 2018, 2020, 2022 — the "red waves" crashed as Democrats came out on top. And Lincoln Project co-founder Reed Galen explains why: "Trump is electoral poison." — Read the rest
Rather than slink away and let her lawyers try to turn her brief tenure at NBC into a huge payday, Ronna Romney McDaniel is leaning into the attention economy.
Ronna Romney McDaniel was a horrible RNC Chair, just like she was a horrendous NBC on-air consultant for all of 20 minutes. — Read the rest
Donald Trump, a professional Bible-salesman and amateur pussy grabber, is set to go to trial next month on 34 counts of Falsifying Business Records related to alleged hush money payments made to porn actress Stormy Daniels before the 2016 presidential election. — Read the rest
From pics of your last birthday celebration to incredibly important documents, to say a lot of your life is in your phone is probably an accurate statement. — Read the rest
A veterinary ophthalmologist scheduled to judge this year's Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show was charged with "knowingly distributing child pornography", prosecutors announced Monday. Adam Stafford King was "accused of chatting about planning to sexually assault his newborn son" and other crimes related to child sexual abuse material found in his possession. — Read the rest
David Safran wasn't allowed to read the actual obituaries, because that would be a waste of his employer's time. All he did was moderate the comments queued for publication, most of it evidently spam and other forms of garbage.
An apt typo would break up the dark, sloppy tediousness of death work.
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