Elizabeth Holmes does not escape consequences, will remain in prison until 2032

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Elizabeth Holmes, CEO of Theranos, successfully projected her fabricated reality into others' minds for years. It's easy to get people to believe in something if they think it will make them rich.

As soon as it became clear there was no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, the investors, lawyers, and power players snapped out of their trances and vanished. — Read the rest

Worried about Trump buying Greenland? Help Denmark buy California

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It's only fair, after all. In case you somehow missed it, Trump has been fixated on the prospect of the United States acquiring Greenland, loudly thinking out loud at best and threatening elected officials at worst. If you're Danish and worried about Trump claiming a chunk of your territory or you're American and embarrassed by the orangutan running your country, there's a way to even the odds: pledging your support to help Denmark buy California. — Read the rest

How one man's disastrous 1969 Swiss ski holiday created modern tourism consumer protection laws

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When Mr. Jarvis, a British solicitor, booked his dream Christmas ski holiday in 1969, Swan Tours' brochure promised him heaven in the Swiss Alps. For just £63.45 (including a Christmas supplement), he was sold a festive fantasy: a charming hotel on a "sunny plateau" run by the English-speaking Herr Weibel and his wife, promising "Gemütlichkeit" (that rolls-off-your-tongue German word for "cozy contentment"). — Read the rest

Report on why the Aricebo Observatory's 305-meter telescope collapsed

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After years of growing concern about its poor condition, the Arecibo telescope's famed reflector was suddenly ruined by the collapse of its receiver into the dish in 2020. Engineers have completed their report into the disaster and its causes: Failure Analysis of the Arecibo 305 Meter Telescope Collapse [National Academies]

After analyzing the data and the extensive and detailed forensic investigations commissioned by the University of Central Florida and the National Science Foundation (NSF),' the committee consensus is that the root cause of the Arecibo Telescope's collapse was unprecedented and accelerated long-term zinc creep induced failure of the telescope's cable spelter sockets.

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Nutty lawsuit: Man stung by scorpion sues Venetian Resort in Las Vegas for ruining his sex life

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A California man visiting Las Vegas says the trip was ruined after a poisonous scorpion stung him under his shorts — and he is now suing the Venetian Resort for ruining his sex life.

"It felt like a sharp glass or a knife" and "like somebody stabbing me in my private area," 62-year-old Michael Farchi said about the nutty sting last spring, via The Independent. — Read the rest

Listen to this eerily immersive audio tour of a real-life Bates Motel

Blake Pfeil's abandoned: The All-American Ruins Podcast is an award-winning audio series that takes a stunningly immersive approach to the trend of urban exploration. Here's the blurb:

​abandoned: The All-American Ruins Podcast guides listeners through immersive audio fantasies, recreating host Blake Pfeil's experiences exploring abandoned spaces across the United States.

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