Another true story about the           

This            with            was flying out of                       and they got chosen for one of those "enhanced" pat downs. The TSA            started to            their            and the                       right then and there.

Then the            looked at the TSA            in the eye and said, "How'd you like me to            your           , huh?"

I bet this will be all over            by tonight. I am posting this to            and            and encourage you to do likewise.

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