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music Oscar's first round of Best Original Song contenders: fixing last year's mistakes Jamie Frevele
meat "Quantities of intercepted bologna are so large it's hard to believe there are any pigs left in the world," says reporter about bologna seizures on Texas border Jennifer Sandlin
mistakes Offensive burger ad banned in UK, ensuring that everyone sees it the world over Rob Beschizza
mcdonalds Guantanamo Bay lowers McDonald's flag to half-mast in honor of Madeleine Albright Thom Dunn
tabloids Queen "skin & bones" and Michelle Obama "running for President" in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan
tabloids Prince Andrew's "sex tape" and Queen Camilla's "revenge" in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan
tabloids World War III has broken out (in case you missed it) in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan