spotify Spotify takes away shuffle button for Adele's albums at the artist's request Annie Rauwerda

COVID-19 "Hello (from the Inside)," a funny Adele parody about the struggles of being socially isolated Rusty Blazenhoff

Return to the sinister hospital in Romford Remembering Garth Marenghi's Darkplace Elías Villoro

music Revealing Spotify chart: only 33 artists get more than 50M month listeners Mark Frauenfelder

music Karsten Belt adds saxophone solos to "songs that don't need them" Jennifer Sandlin

meat "Quantities of intercepted bologna are so large it's hard to believe there are any pigs left in the world," says reporter about bologna seizures on Texas border Jennifer Sandlin

tabloids Ghislaine snitches on Trump in last week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

racism Battle of the victims: how Asian hate and the housing crisis collide in the city Maddie Lee

tabloids Monkeypox is a Chinese bioweapon in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

tabloids Kamala Backstabs Biden in last week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

tabloids Joe Biden's "dementia" and alien abductions in last week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

mistakes Offensive burger ad banned in UK, ensuring that everyone sees it the world over Rob Beschizza

mcdonalds Guantanamo Bay lowers McDonald's flag to half-mast in honor of Madeleine Albright Thom Dunn

tabloids Queen "skin & bones" and Michelle Obama "running for President" in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

tabloids Prince Andrew's "sex tape" and Queen Camilla's "revenge" in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

tabloids World War III has broken out (in case you missed it) in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

outstanding covers A 1920s-style cover of Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water" Gareth Branwyn