all I ask is a tall ship Operators of Long Beach's foundering Queen Mary accused of stealing COVID-19 relief funds Jason Weisberger

politics Deep state somehow forces Hegseth to fire his own allies, share war plans with family Ellsworth Toohey

Technology Man bribes girlfriend with cruise vaction to use Linux for a week, relationship somehow survives Ellsworth Toohey

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Technology Musk simps spread fake story about their hero saving sick kid with brain chip, get busted by Snopes Ellsworth Toohey

maga MAGA bully's attempt to provoke LGBTQ bar backfires (video) Jason Weisberger

TikTokers are dropping heavy objects on their feet for views Ellsworth Toohey

politics Democrats shocked to be let down by Trump's nominees Jason Weisberger

cuisine Dunkin' runs out of donuts Rob Beschizza

politics Supreme Court rules Trump can be sentenced in hush money case Rob Beschizza

oops Temple says man's iPhone accidentally dropped into donation box is now God's property Allan Rose Hill

corruption New York Police Department's top uniformed officer resigns after sex abuse claims Rob Beschizza

music Online archive of wax cylinders and other early recorded sounds Rob Beschizza

donald trump Trump: "I need the kind of generals that Hitler had," say witnesses Ellsworth Toohey

O vibrador das consequências Elon Musk backs down in Brazil Rob Beschizza

books Comedian Gary Gulman's memoir "Misfit" is a masterpiece Ruben Bolling

Entertainment Universal's new Ministry of Magic theme park (video) Ruben Bolling

guns Murderer and firearms advocate Kyle Rittenhouse abandons his wheelman/mother Jason Weisberger

politics Signal reaffirms it will leave European market rather than agree to help governments surveil users Rob Beschizza

science fiction "Big Germs" — short fiction by Rudy Rucker Boing Boing