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Anglerfish: "the absolute worst sex on Earth"

Matt Simon on the sex lives of anglerfish: "If the deep-sea anglerfish happened to have the cognitive and physical capabilities required to produce its own [teen movies], there'd be decidedly fewer plot twists. Every single movie would go a little something like this: Boy meets girl, boy bites girl, boy's mouth fuses to girl's body, […]