recalls Trader Joe's delicious roasted salmonella recalled after testing positive for nuts Rob Beschizza

Aw nuts The wacky GOP cavalcade of 2022 candidates Jason Weisberger

happy mutants Make squirrels look like garden gnomes with this funny feeder Rusty Blazenhoff

happy mutant Man builds 'Nutty Bar' for squirrels with 7 types of nuts on tap Rusty Blazenhoff

rancid signs If your coconut cream smells like soap, here's why (toss it!) Carla Sinclair

crime Bank robber's handwriting so bad cashiers couldn't decipher demand note Rob Beschizza

Science RFK Jr establishes Soviet-style pre-approval system for 23 "controversial" research topics at National Cancer Institute Ellsworth Toohey

Funny Toddler calls 911 call for "emergency doughnuts" Allan Rose Hill

politics Medical marvel: Rep. Wilson's nose successfully fused to Trump's rear via $250 bill proposal Ellsworth Toohey

politics Court finds a bakery's "faith-based convictions" are "intentionally discriminatory" Jason Weisberger

stunning videos Did a whale really "swallow" a kayaker, as AP and other news outlets claim? (video) Carla Sinclair

art The playful and spooky puppets of Paul Klee Popkin

websites Awesome minimalist websites Rob Beschizza

drugs Egyptian mug contained 2,000-year-old hallucinogenic brew Allan Rose Hill

Science Germ theory denial is dangerous and on the rise Jennifer Sandlin

florida Florida killer clown who murdered husband's then-wife completes her 18-month prison term Rob Beschizza

donald trump Giuliani's courtroom meltdown: Judge mutes MAGA stooge during sexual harassment case Ellsworth Toohey

law Vermont man charged with drunk driving in Canada thought he was in U.S. Rob Beschizza

trump "So what?" Trump's chilling response to VP Pence's Jan 6 danger Ellsworth Toohey

Rudy Giuliani's daughter says Trump destroyed her dad beyond repair: "Don't let him take our country too" Carla Sinclair