Real things you can actually buy Two brothers deface worthless baseball cards for fun and profit Rusty Blazenhoff

golf Splat! 70000 fps Video of a "golf ball" hitting a steel plate at 150 mph Rob Beschizza

music Comedio trio The Lonely Island is having a renaissance, and I'm here for it Grant St. Clair

sports Dodgers outfielder reaches into stands to make catch and is bizarrely assaulted by Yankee fans Ruben Bolling

donald trump "Whiny little bitch" — Trump's tough guy act KO'd by Dave Bautista in savage parody Ellsworth Toohey

cultural differences American tourist giveaways: Habits that scream "I'm from the US" Ellsworth Toohey

adorable animals Watch 13-year-old bat dog Layla retrieve the last bat of her career Jennifer Sandlin

dogs New minor league bat dog gets zoomies, poops on field Gail Sherman

law Small child whacks robber in nuts with large bat Rob Beschizza

arizona Behold the Arizona Cardinals' cotton candy burrito! Jennifer Sandlin

racism "I wouldn't wish it on anyone": Baseball legend Reggie Jackson describes racism early in career Ruben Bolling

Massachusetts 23 pairs of twins graduate from same middle school Natalie Dressed

crime Bring your kid to work day: FBI seeks man who robbed a bank while holding a child Jason Weisberger

politics Boebert vapes again Jason Weisberger

Delightful Creatures Man doesn't mind driving around with thousands of bees in his car Popkin

bananas Baseball too boring? Check out Banana Ball Gail Sherman

a gator for every swamp Wally the Emotional Support Alligator has gone missing Thom Dunn

sports Swarm of bees descends on baseball stadium and delays game for two hours Ruben Bolling

dogs Finn the Bat Dog is retiring from minor league baseball Gail Sherman

porch pirates Homeowner confronts porch pirate with a bat (video) Mark Frauenfelder