Real things you can actually buy Two brothers deface worthless baseball cards for fun and profit Rusty Blazenhoff

world record Watch: Woman with world's largest mouth devours 10-patty burger Popkin

"Everyone Hates Elon" Anti-Musk protestors armed with sledgehammers turn Tesla into trash — and then into treasure (video) Carla Sinclair

Get your Enemies of Democracy trading cards! Collect 'em all! Ruben Bolling

Boing Boing Gadgets Enjoy the best view in the house with this lightweight $23 telescope Boing Boing's Shop

politics How Serbian activists used humor to topple a dictator Ellsworth Toohey

donald trump Trump's Department of Defense disappears Jackie Robinson Ruben Bolling

Business Don't say "hmm" during a job interview — it's a sign you are cheating with AI Ellsworth Toohey

sports "Vulgar" Texas Rangers ball cap pulled from sale Ruben Bolling

finance Investment firm discovers shocking new strategy: Spelling its name correctly Ellsworth Toohey

fashion The New Yorker now has a clothing line so you can dress like you read The New Yorker Allan Rose Hill

Hidden symbols in Jackson Pollock's abstract drip paintings Allan Rose Hill

major league baseball Watch dogs enjoying being at baseball games Jennifer Sandlin

books Library doesn't even want overdue copy of 1971's "Baseball's Zaniest Stars" back Rob Beschizza

olympics The 1904 Olympics Marathon gold medalist won while hallucinating on rat poison and brandy Ellsworth Toohey

golf Splat! 70000 fps Video of a "golf ball" hitting a steel plate at 150 mph Rob Beschizza

music Comedio trio The Lonely Island is having a renaissance, and I'm here for it Grant St. Clair

sports Dodgers outfielder reaches into stands to make catch and is bizarrely assaulted by Yankee fans Ruben Bolling

donald trump "Whiny little bitch" — Trump's tough guy act KO'd by Dave Bautista in savage parody Ellsworth Toohey

cultural differences American tourist giveaways: Habits that scream "I'm from the US" Ellsworth Toohey