Japan Naked Japanese hermit forced back into civilization after 29 years on deserted island Rusty Blazenhoff

poetry How would Emily Dickinson fare with online dating? Rusty Blazenhoff

north korea Kim Jong-un can't find enough sketchy money launderers to handle his $5 billion crypto crime spree Ellsworth Toohey

Mr. Brain Worms and Orangey McOrangeface desperately cling to one another Ellsworth Toohey

tabloids Putin kills cows in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

mistakes An Air National Guardsman thought a parody website for hitmen was real and tried to get work. Turns out he was messaging the FBI. Rob Beschizza

books The Metamodernism of Hanzi Freinacht Ferdinando Buscema

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music Neil Young hates what the internet has done to music Xeni Jardin

tabloids Brad Pitt's brush with death, Julia Roberts quitting Hollywood, and Christmas kittens, in this week's dubious ad-packed tabloids Peter Sheridan

Sex Regular says she was banned from eating at the bar at Manhattan's scammy Nello restaurant because she might be a sex-worker Cory Doctorow

happy mutants All's Faire in Middle School, a wonderful graphic novel about misfits, middle school and the middle ages Cory Doctorow

Science Biologists find new hermit crab that uses living corals as shells Andrea James

north korea Assassin of Korean dictator's brother wore LOL shirt Rob Beschizza

media "Mainstream media is the Real Fake News!" says National Enquirer Peter Sheridan

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