Science Revealed for the first time: the seer stone that translated the Book of Mormon Mark Frauenfelder

politics Josh Gad, dressed as Trump, performing the Divinyls' hit, "I Touch Myself" perfectly captures Trump's extreme narcissism Jennifer Sandlin

deaths Map of 900 deaths in the Grand Canyon Rob Beschizza

Forbidden Love JD Vance is not a couch f*cker Jason Weisberger

Funny If Blink-182 was a classic Broadway musical Thom Dunn

soreheads Outraged Republicans try — but fail — to expel a Democratic lawmaker for hiding the Bible in Arizona House Carla Sinclair

books Why capitalism and consumerism play so well with Christianity in America Elías Villoro

politics The Southern Strategy of Christian privilege Elías Villoro

recipes Ever had a dirty soda? Jennifer Sandlin

fearmongering The bogus Satanic Panic is returning. Here's a look at the original purveyors of myth — Chick Tracts Jennifer Sandlin

military-industrial complex Ammon Bundy launches Uber, but for armed paramilitary protests Thom Dunn

black lives matter Ammon Bundy, of all people, explains why he stands in solidarity with Black Lives Matter Thom Dunn

interviews Talking Comics with Ignatz Award-Winning Cartoonist Noah Van Sciver Jeffery Klaehn

tabloids An Epstein tell-all, a vengeful Queen wannabe, and Harry & Meghan's final insult, in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

happy mutants Kindness and Wonder: Mr Rogers biography is a study in empathy and a deep, genuine love for children Cory Doctorow

happy mutants The Church of the Subgenius's Salvation Pack is the best $35 I ever spent Cory Doctorow

comfort food Funeral potatoes are not as grim as they sound Rusty Blazenhoff

Lord Birthday Lord Birthday's How to Appear Normal at Social Events Ruben Bolling

crackpots Leaked Mormon Church booklet for leaders claims masturbation turns you gay Robert Spallone