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youtube Peeling back the layers: YouTuber explores the world of garlic Mark Frauenfelder

tabloids Melania Trump's smoking gun, and Mitch McConnell's short-circuiting brain, in last week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

drm HP covers printer's USB port with warning sticker to make sure you don't go right ahead and use it Rob Beschizza

jack black Jack Black wows fans with surprise live performance of "Peaches" from Super Mario Bros. Movie Rusty Blazenhoff

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music Check out Victor deMartin's satisfying computer-generated marble rendition of the Legend of Zelda theme Devin Nealy

Georgia's rotten peach Anti-drag queen Marjorie Taylor Greene says reporters may dress in drag — if they are her boyfriend (video) Carla Sinclair

music Happy Birthday to you, Stevie Wonder: The story of "Fingertips, Pt. 2" Ruben Bolling

music Tenacious D's Video Games music video hits all the right notes Devin Nealy

law Man and woman attacked outside of liquor store for buying Bud Light, but it turns out the cans were a different brand Rob Beschizza

writing Substack denies reports of financial trouble (updated) Rob Beschizza

Nintendo This 1929 cartoon is like an early Nintendo game Mark Frauenfelder

movies Jack Black thinks Pedro Pascal would be the perfect Wario Devin Nealy

mashups "I Want You Back" by Jackson 5 but it's also the Super Mario theme Thom Dunn

super mario LUSH introduces new SUPER MARIO-themed soap Thom Dunn

toxic masculinity MAGA man angry at Target when he spots rainbow boy shirts (video) Carla Sinclair

tabloids Boozy Obamas and Trump's civil war in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

Grace Jones to headline OUTLOUD Pride Music festival Elías Villoro

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