Science Fancy science journal caught publishing nonsense term "vegetative electron microscopy," doubles down Ellsworth Toohey
politics Top financier: Elon Musk will have to liquidate Tesla stock to keep "X" in business Rob Beschizza
Tell it to Earth Xitter XEO demands advertisers unf*ck themselves and belly up to her Nazi bar Jason Weisberger
lawsuits Woman threatened with jail over negative tomato puree review has the world wondering what is so unpleasantly sweet about Nagiko Tomato Mix Rob Beschizza
drunken MAGA leaders After ousting Ziegler, Florida Republican Party picks new chair — and his DUI video just surfaced Carla Sinclair
moms for larceny Moms For Liberty school board member liberated $728 worth of stuff at Target, say police. She's been charged with shoplifting. Rob Beschizza
music "The best in redpilled music" involves "truly cursed" amount of autotune and feels like "injecting air" Jennifer Sandlin
politics Jimmy Levy, of "Boycott Target" infamy, is back with some more shitty MAGA "music" for your listening (dis)pleasure Jennifer Sandlin
mistakes Bud Light, long America's top-selling beer, loses its title to Mexican import Modelo Rob Beschizza