cocaine and blow jobs Walmart removes sweater depicting Santa Claus doing blow Jason Weisberger

drug-addled mistakes Florida minister allegedly kills mom while DUI — hours after being released from first DUI Carla Sinclair

crime Border guards find cocaine stash under man's toupee Rob Beschizza

intelligence community LOL RIP CIA: Trump's about to turn America's spooks into his personal goon squad Ellsworth Toohey

drugs Police seize seven tons of cocaine buried underneath a farm Allan Rose Hill

Technology Gentleman who sold FBI-controlled phones to drug traffickers sentenced to 63 months in prison Mark Frauenfelder

cannabis Pizzeria apologizes for unintentionally serving "pot pies" contaminated with THC Allan Rose Hill

Pizza with a side of cocaine Rob Beschizza

drugs Secret menu at pizza parlor included "topping" of cocaine Allan Rose Hill

animals Kayaking smuggler caught attempting to row 29 protected turtles into Canada Allan Rose Hill

News Philly lawyers blasted woman's screams at 5am, terrifying a neighborhood Ellsworth Toohey

hurricane helene Watch powerful waves break into windows and flood home, reportedly in Florida (video) Carla Sinclair

donald trump Cop-killing drug kingpin freed by Trump jailed for choking wife Mark Frauenfelder

politics Trump gets curious about cocaine and comedian Theo Von hilariously enlightens him (video) Allan Rose Hill

florida More than $1.6m worth of cocaine washes up on Florida beach Rob Beschizza

crime Blow-nado: Hurricane Debby dumps $1 million of cocaine onto Florida beach Allan Rose Hill

drugs Florida woman busted for bag of drugs labeled "Bag of Drugs" Allan Rose Hill

Jon Stewart on the joy of a statistical dead heat Jason Weisberger

politics Bolivian hand-waving powder? Don Jr's energetic gesticulation Jason Weisberger

mistakes Sharks test positive for cocaine Rob Beschizza