Dumb criminals Saudi official openly issued death threat to U.N. Khashoggi investigator during meeting with U.N. Rob Beschizza

Dumb criminals New Mexico woman stole car for joyride and claimed she was Beyoncé, police say Xeni Jardin

Dumb criminals Louisiana couple stole $1,000 worth of beer from 6 Target stores in 1 week, say cops Xeni Jardin

Dumb criminals Man lights up marijuana joint in court, judge oddly not amused Xeni Jardin

Dumb criminals Fellow films himself stealing Porsche before crashing it and getting stuck inside Mark Frauenfelder