Dumb criminals Saudi official openly issued death threat to U.N. Khashoggi investigator during meeting with U.N. Rob Beschizza
Dumb criminals New Mexico woman stole car for joyride and claimed she was Beyoncé, police say Xeni Jardin
Dumb criminals Louisiana couple stole $1,000 worth of beer from 6 Target stores in 1 week, say cops Xeni Jardin
Dumb criminals Fellow films himself stealing Porsche before crashing it and getting stuck inside Mark Frauenfelder