scholarship Voice assistants suck (empirically) Cory Doctorow

nog Confessing to hoarding the eggnog in February Elías Villoro

artists Theater in unexpected places with artists Virginia Grise and Maricella Infante Elías Villoro

politics Peste Magazine announces its "Snowzzies"—2022 Public Health Disservice Awards Jennifer Sandlin

movies Get ready for a Snoop Dogg biopic Devin Nealy

cruises How much would you pay to go on an 8-day Gone Girl-themed cruise? Thom Dunn

florida Charlie Crist goes after DeSantis for his cruel and costly hoax perpetrated on desperate people Mark Frauenfelder

music Bono apologizes for that time U2 put an album on your iPhone Devin Nealy

Cooking 71-year old grandma Doña Angela outpaces famous chefs on YouTube Jennifer Sandlin

music Motown maestro Lamont Dozier who wrote countless songs you know and love, RIP David Pescovitz

gadgets 30-year retrospective of the Apple Newton Rob Beschizza

sharks Kid from "Jaws" is now police chief on the island where the movie was made Thom Dunn

Armed Services Potentially unauthorized use of a USAF C-130 Hercules to move a motorcycle across country Jason Weisberger

sexy How the Grinch became a sex symbol Thom Dunn

batman See Michael Keaton's Bat-cowl in the first teaser for the new FLASH movie Thom Dunn

tabloids Biden's Vietnam and his blackmail nightmare in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

Funny Larry David unloaded on Alan Dershowitz at a grocery store David Pescovitz

News Trump pardons Steve Bannon, Elliot Broidy, Lil Wayne, others — 73 pardons, 70 commutations Xeni Jardin

tabloids British Royal scandals & the Kennedy curse in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

epic takedowns Trump poked at the Lincoln Project and was immediately blowtorched to a cinder Mark Frauenfelder