poop DUMPkin Spice Wet Wipes will make your butt smell like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, if that's a thing you want Thom Dunn
Everybody hail to the pumpkin song One LAX 'jetpack man' was a Jack Skellington balloon Jason Weisberger
religion US House Speaker Mike Johnson says the separation of church and state is a "misnomer" David Pescovitz
unhinged ousted speakers Kevin McCarthy just "sucker punched" — literally — Rep. Tim Burchett Carla Sinclair
tabloids King Charles to abdicate, and Jim Jordan's sex scandal, in last week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan
speakerless houses Marjorie Taylor Greene has hissy fit as she bashes the already "broken GOP" (video) Carla Sinclair
pranksters Biden trolls Trump with his new Truth Social account, mocking his rival in every post Carla Sinclair
Republicans MAGA snake eating its tail: GOP reps in trouble regardless of how they voted on the Speaker debacle Jason Weisberger
COVID-19 Mr. T pities the fool who doesn't get their COVID-19 and flu vaccinations, or who doesn't wear Skechers Jennifer Sandlin
Delightful Creatures Black bear invites himself to a picnic, eats with stunned family (video) Carla Sinclair
podcasts "The Immortals" is a podcast about Silicon Valley billionaires spending loads of money trying to stay young indefinitely Jennifer Sandlin