halloween Czech priest apologizes after smashing pumpkins Thom Dunn

poop DUMPkin Spice Wet Wipes will make your butt smell like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, if that's a thing you want Thom Dunn

Everybody hail to the pumpkin song One LAX 'jetpack man' was a Jack Skellington balloon Jason Weisberger

politics RFK Jr replaces entire vaccine advisory board with controversial figures Jennifer Sandlin

politics How Musk went from tech hero to "one of the most hated men in America Ellsworth Toohey

crashes Plane crash causes 15 homes to catch fire in San Diego neighborhood (video) Carla Sinclair

politics 'We did more than France': Trump mocks our WWII allies Jason Weisberger

bad idea RFK Jr and grandkids celebrated mother's day with a swim in a sewage-filled creek Jason Weisberger

Trump walks back problem he created; declares victory Jason Weisberger

top talent Parrot sings classic rock hits in awesome and hilarious style Jennifer Sandlin

music R.E.M. releases remix of its song "Radio Free Europe" in support of Radio Free Europe Ruben Bolling

politics JD Vance crawls off couch to protect Trump's economy-crushing tariffs Ellsworth Toohey

happy mutants Congratulations to the European Gull Screeching champions Jennifer Sandlin

politics The influential Signal chatrooms where tech billionaires and their courtiers swung far-right Rob Beschizza

politics Trump's surgeon general pick needs emergency treatment for truth deficiency Ellsworth Toohey

movies The Star Wars that George Lucas didn't want you to see is coming to the big screen Allan Rose Hill

Funny "I have a this active measles virus — I just wanna stab everybody" — Jon Hamm steals show as unhinged RFK Jr on SNL Grant St. Clair

Get your Enemies of Democracy trading cards! Collect 'em all! Ruben Bolling

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