halloween Czech priest apologizes after smashing pumpkins Thom Dunn

poop DUMPkin Spice Wet Wipes will make your butt smell like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, if that's a thing you want Thom Dunn

Everybody hail to the pumpkin song One LAX 'jetpack man' was a Jack Skellington balloon Jason Weisberger

battle cries Steve Bannon calls for Civil War between MAGA and the GOP (video) Carla Sinclair

spinal tap Spinal Tap returns! Bob Knetzger

donald trump "Whatever money he did get is gone," says Kyle Rittenhouse's lawyer Mark Frauenfelder

video games Starfield gets passed up for GOTY, fans are angry Grant St. Clair

religion US House Speaker Mike Johnson says the separation of church and state is a "misnomer" David Pescovitz

unhinged ousted speakers Kevin McCarthy just "sucker punched" — literally — Rep. Tim Burchett Carla Sinclair

tabloids King Charles to abdicate, and Jim Jordan's sex scandal, in last week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

youtube Taylor Swift accused of witchcraft by MAGA pastor Hank Kunneman Mark Frauenfelder

the good liars Here's a glimpse into the brain of a flat-earther Jennifer Sandlin

speakerless houses Marjorie Taylor Greene has hissy fit as she bashes the already "broken GOP" (video) Carla Sinclair

pranksters Biden trolls Trump with his new Truth Social account, mocking his rival in every post Carla Sinclair

music Enjoy this terrific cover of Suzanne Vega's "Tom's Diner" Jennifer Sandlin

donald trump MAGA congresswoman proudly presents her outrageous hypocrisy Mark Frauenfelder

Republicans MAGA snake eating its tail: GOP reps in trouble regardless of how they voted on the Speaker debacle Jason Weisberger

COVID-19 Mr. T pities the fool who doesn't get their COVID-19 and flu vaccinations, or who doesn't wear Skechers Jennifer Sandlin

Delightful Creatures Black bear invites himself to a picnic, eats with stunned family (video) Carla Sinclair

podcasts "The Immortals" is a podcast about Silicon Valley billionaires spending loads of money trying to stay young indefinitely Jennifer Sandlin