politics According to Pizzagate conspiracy theorists, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on Pizza Hut boxes are encouraging Satanic ritual abuse Jennifer Sandlin
Comics Marvel's Children of the Vault is a post-human cyber thriller from the writer of 20th Century Men Thom Dunn
drm HP covers printer's USB port with warning sticker to make sure you don't go right ahead and use it Rob Beschizza
accidents Last night, an Ohio farmer got a knock on the door from a man who fell from the sky Carla Sinclair
the ted cancruz playbook Ron DeSantis skips town during Fort Lauderdale's worst rains ever and MAGA flips out Carla Sinclair
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police Creepy clown statue anonymously delivered to sheriff's office causes concern (surveillance video) David Pescovitz
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