music LEGO Glastonbury music festival, complete with Kanye, Kim, and Dave Grohl Xeni Jardin

music Morrissey just published a scathing open letter to Johnny Marr: "Stop using my name as click-bait" David Pescovitz

music Here's the first single from the unreleased David Bowie album coming in January David Pescovitz

dupe Prolific rock festival drug use pollutes a river, further endangers local eels Jason Weisberger

drugs Cocaine and MDMA from urine flowing in river near music festival, potentially harming rare eels David Pescovitz

bad hacks An 18-year-old student who slipped a Hitler quote into the yearbook is now charged with computer crimes Carla Sinclair

covers Miley Cyrus is recording an album of Metallica covers Rusty Blazenhoff

music Marvelous mix of chill-out, ambient, and experimental sounds from DF Tram David Pescovitz

race Most ancient Briton yet found was black-skinned, blue-eyed and clearly laughing at enraged Daily Mail comments about him Rob Beschizza

videos Watch: Jeremy Corbyn addresses Glastonbury Cory Doctorow

trump Johnny Depp's joke about assassinating Trump makes White House "sad." David Pescovitz

History King Arthur's grave was a hoax invented by cash-strapped 12th C monks Cory Doctorow

shitting Man charged after child caught in public diarrhea backsplash Rob Beschizza