nuclear weapons We're all gonna die: Adults scramble to rehire nuke experts after Musk's efficiency bros' mass firing Ellsworth Toohey

intelligence community LOL RIP CIA: Trump's about to turn America's spooks into his personal goon squad Ellsworth Toohey

politics DOGE: all bark and no bite Jason Weisberger

Business US Patent Office to small businesses: "LOL have fun getting extorted by patent trolls" Ellsworth Toohey

torture ICE tortures and hospitalizes legal United States resident Jason Weisberger

politics Musk Watch tracker reveals DOGE savings overstated by 92% Jason Weisberger

efficiency Trump forces workers to return to "office" — many without Wi-Fi, lights, electricity, and even desks Carla Sinclair

eff EFF sues Musk: Keep your grubby mitts off our government worker data Ellsworth Toohey

Musk abandons DOGE's $2 trillion pledge to cut costs Jason Weisberger

politics South Korea impeaches acting president, days after the last one Rob Beschizza

politics Yeehaw! Marjorie Taylor Greene jumps on the Musk for Speaker bandwagon Jason Weisberger

donald trump Wake up and smell the autocracy — Trump is serious about dismantling American democracy Ellsworth Toohey

Yellow Magic Orchestra The Japanese passenger who survived the Titanic but faced unbearable shaming at home Mister Dobo

world news The lies that convinced people to vote for Brexit Yoy Luadha

haiti Haiti premier to resign as gang violence "spirals" out of control Rob Beschizza

chaos-makers Here we go again! Republicans threaten to revolt against Speaker Mike Johnson, says Crenshaw (video) Carla Sinclair

broken houses GOP adds more chaos with not 1, not 2, but 9 more House speaker candidates Carla Sinclair

failed speakers Kevin McCarthy once again tries toddler logic — the Democrats did it! (video) Carla Sinclair

politics Republicans demand Democrats clean up their mess but offer nothing in return Jason Weisberger

politics In his sex-obsessed newsletter, Paul Gosar calls for General Milley to be executed Mark Frauenfelder