Happy Holidays America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, reporting from the front lines of the War on Christman Mark Frauenfelder

Kids Santa Claus dies of a heart attack in front of room full of Russian children Séamus Bellamy

medicine Ho ho no: risk of suffering a heart attack is 40% higher on Christmas Eve Séamus Bellamy

christmas These ugly Christmas sweaters have special booze-bottle-holding pockets Rusty Blazenhoff

Happy Holidays Police ruin Christmas spirit by pulling over car carrying a massive tree Mark Frauenfelder

art 54 adorable holiday Yule Log animations, each by a different artist Andrea James

meat Novelty meat logs, you know, for kids Rusty Blazenhoff

Medical practice accidentally texted patients false diagnosis of "aggressive lung cancer" instead of holiday message David Pescovitz

music Haunting version of "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" sung by Afghan Whigs' Greg Dulli David Pescovitz

christmas 'Cool loners' have a virtual place to go for the holidays thanks to comedian Lane Moore Rusty Blazenhoff

santa Rankin Bass's Santa and Rudolph figures found, as posed in the animated TV classic Bob Knetzger

You aren't spending enough money, so corporations keep inventing new "National [whatever]" days Jennifer Sandlin

music Afghan Whigs' Greg Dulli sings a hauntingly beautiful version of "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" David Pescovitz

Samuel L. Jackson 'Between Two Ferns: Happy Holiday Edition' doesn't disappoint Rusty Blazenhoff

Spoken Word with Electronics Hear Mariah Carey and Alien Sex Fiend sing a Xmas Duet Ethan Persoff

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