politics Headline fail: Alabama Republicans divided over 'sex clams' Rusty Blazenhoff

alternative facts Trump's latest delusion: "Egg prices are getting too low" (video) Carla Sinclair

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dollar stores Dollar Tree sells Family Dollar for a big loss (but more than a dollar) Rob Beschizza

olympics Walmart self-checkout mistake destroys Olympic athlete's career Mark Frauenfelder

bureaucratic communication From "Iraqi head seeks arms" to "Kids make nutritious snacks": Epic headline fails Yoy Luadha

News I'll explain what's in these 3 political clickbait stories so you don't have to waste your time reading them Ellsworth Toohey

angry buffoons Dictator Trump orders Fox to fire Paul Ryan from its board for being "disloyal" Carla Sinclair

politics Lauren Boebert cowers from sunlight Jason Weisberger

guns Penis satisfaction correlates to gun ownership Rob Beschizza

News "Hindenburg Award" launched to recognize Republicans enabling Trump's fascism Yoy Luadha

fox news Fox's Jesse Watters hides guest's violent past: the grilled cheese incident exposed Mark Frauenfelder

King Charles dead in 6 months, and Biden & Trump "get down and dirty" in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

tabloids Covid cover-up, UFO cover-up, and Trump's sadistic sex tapes in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

elon musk Hyperloop One shuts down Rob Beschizza

politics U.K. faces prospect of fourth prime minister in 18 months as Conservative Party turns once again on own leader Rob Beschizza

tabloids Scientology's secrets, Kardashian brain damage, and Chinese bioweapons in last week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

robots Robot misidentifies its repairman as a cardboard box and kills him David Pescovitz

tabloids King Charles to abdicate, and Jim Jordan's sex scandal, in last week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

tabloids Meghan Markle's "casting couch" and an Epstein "sex slave" murdered in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan