High in the middle Ohio Republican "Mean Jean" Schmidt implores women to see the opportunity rape provides them Jason Weisberger

Funny Maybe the doves from "Stupid Dove Nests" have simply perfected the art of slacking Jennifer Sandlin

documentary Upcoming documentary recounts story of cursed "poop cruise" Jennifer Sandlin

Science Scientists decode the universal language pattern in 40,000 stories Ellsworth Toohey

Funny Funny parrot loves fart jokes Jennifer Sandlin

politics Expert warns of a Weather Underground 2.0 in Trump's America Ellsworth Toohey

News Musk funds Texas group aiming to crush journalists with defamation lawsuits Ellsworth Toohey

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health Scientists just added chicken to the ever-growing list of foods that will kill you Ellsworth Toohey

alternative facts Trump's latest delusion: "Egg prices are getting too low" (video) Carla Sinclair

Weird Living the dream: island sized for exactly one house Popkin

toilets Holy crap! Watch this plumber flush an entire chicken down fancy toilets Jennifer Sandlin

politics Sony joins the "let's fleece gamers" party with PS5 price jump Grant St. Clair

politics Stocks dive again as Wall Street realizes Trump has no idea what he's doing Rob Beschizza

History Box beds were the secret of medieval warmth and privacy Popkin

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geology Scotland as seen from the International Space Station Rob Beschizza

dollar stores Dollar Tree sells Family Dollar for a big loss (but more than a dollar) Rob Beschizza

car crashes Police arrest "highway phantom" for secretly causing crashes just to offer help to victims Allan Rose Hill

No basement The San Antonio zoo just unlocked a 300-year-old Alamo mystery Jason Weisberger