KISS played a concert on a boat for great white sharks, but none of them showed up

In a move that is so bombastic yet embarrassing that it sounds like something straight out This is Spinal Tap—ya know what, let's just let ABC Australia fill us in: [KISS] cancelled its other [Australian] concerts after lead singer Paul Stanley pulled out due to illness. But a line-up featuring bass guitarist Gene Simmons, lead guitarist […]