Do you love Christmas? Do you love dogs? How about dongs? Well then I have just the shirt for you!
I mean I guess I can see how that's supposed to be a dog with the — wait, nope, that's definitely a dick.
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The Internet of Dongs is Brad Haines's term for the world of internet-connected, "teledildonic" sex toys, and Haines, along with Sarah Jamie Lewis, have exhaustively documented all the ways in which internet-connected sex toys can screw you, from leaking private data to physically attacking your junk.
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