Sometimes you feel like a nut

The "Hot Pockets" jingle in a minor key is a sad and somber reflection of your disappointing childhood.

hot pockets jingle in a minor key pic.twitter.com/LuAaWwCqAw — WEST COAST TOUR W VALENTINE JAN 15-FEB 9 (@LeftAtLondon) January 7, 2020 There is so much gravitas and weight implied in the slightest shift of a 5-second hook. Image via Mike Mozart / Flickr

How Leon Jones stays hydrated

Times were simpler: a commercial about how much fun it is to deliver water.

Snap, Crackle, Beat! – Rice Krispies commercial by Rolling Stones (1964)

"Brian Jones co-wrote this jingle with the J. Walter Thompson ad agency. It was only shown in England in 1964. Nice one Brian!" [via]