guns Eugene the M16 is a "Cute, Squishy, Tactical Japanese Kawaii Style Assault Rifle" Jennifer Sandlin
strong currents Teen clings to capsized kayak for 12 hours in Hawaii ocean before off-duty lifeguard spots him Carla Sinclair
education Field trip to Willis Wonderland included in UCLA's summer kitsch & camp course Rusty Blazenhoff
mistakes Shirt at conservative website suspiciously similar to indie artist's design, but with a D on it Rob Beschizza