Real things you can actually buy Gwyneth Paltrow's got a $75 "smells like my vagina" candle Rusty Blazenhoff

tabloids Joe Biden dying and a UFO cover-up in this week's dubious tabloids. Peter Sheridan

mad mad MAGA Dumbfounded GOP lawmaker can't make sense of his own timeline against made-up Biden allegations (video) Carla Sinclair

animals Freaky electric blue tarantula species identified in Thailand David Pescovitz

china Chinese coast guard chasing Filipino boats from their fishing waters Ruben Bolling

trump Don Jr's knowledge of Russian history is also not accurate Jason Weisberger

racism Ohio high school football coach repeatedly called for a play named "Nazi" at game against mostly Jewish team David Pescovitz

television Henry Winkler, proud that he jumped the shark, reveals why The Fonz ended up on water-skis David Pescovitz

privacy Philips Hue to make you create an account and log in to adjust your lightbulbs Rob Beschizza

Science Boba beware! Researchers in Beijing warn of an "emerging hazardous addiction problem of milk tea among youths" Jennifer Sandlin

animals Happily Ever Esther Farm Sanctuary says goodbye to long-time "house turkey" Cornelius Jennifer Sandlin

Netflix A fascinating look at Netflix's now-defunct DVD shipping assembly line Thom Dunn

Delightful Creatures Black bear invites himself to a picnic, eats with stunned family (video) Carla Sinclair

serial fraudsters Donald Trump committed fraud and lied about his wealth for many years, rules judge Carla Sinclair

Boing Boing Gadgets This refurbished Lenovo Tab 4 is great tech for under $80 Boing Boing's Shop

animals Why frogs frequently f**k odd things David Pescovitz

congress creeps Matt Gaetz says he used to date Cassidy Hutchinson. Her response: "I have much higher standards in men" Carla Sinclair

discrimination Former housekeeper sues Bezos — claims she was forced to eat in the laundry room and work 14 hour shifts Mark Frauenfelder

oops Man reported bear attack and needed to be rescued. One part of that is true. Kinda. David Pescovitz

net neutrality FCC aims to reinstate net neutrality Rob Beschizza