babies Congrats to tortoise couple Mr. and Mrs. Pickles on the arrival of their three hatchlings, Dill, Gherkin, and Jalapeño Jennifer Sandlin

History Adidas CEO says Hitler-loving Kanye isn't really an antisemite — "It just came off that way." Mark Frauenfelder

twitter NY Times' David Brooks, forgetting how much he drank, complains of $80 burger Mark Frauenfelder

bathroom leaks Motion to remove Kevin McCarthy was found on baby diaper table in Capitol bathroom Carla Sinclair

elaborate schemes Man arrested after faking his own death to avoid rape charges Carla Sinclair

Republicans Boebert's ex somehow inserts himself into the Congressperson's public groping of another man Jason Weisberger

trump Trump completely submarines his own legal strategy Jason Weisberger

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curry "Mr. Riceside" is the Curry-themed Killers parody you never knew you needed Thom Dunn

russia Pathological loudmouth Elon Musk suddenly goes mute when asked about his relationship with Putin Mark Frauenfelder

Puppet of the House Matt Gaetz threatens puppet Kevin McCarthy: "comply" or be "removed" from speakership (video) Carla Sinclair

Disney celebrating centennial with a $1,500 box set of these 100 films David Pescovitz

History The History of Pee-Wee's Playhouse Jason Weisberger

catch me if you can Vermont robber flees by foot, bike, tractor, kayak, paddle board, and sailboat before his arrest Carla Sinclair

trump Unsealed court docs expose a Trumped-up real estate empire Jason Weisberger

florida Florida issues storm evacuations while drivers are warned not to start cars after fuel mix-up Carla Sinclair

Cash flow problems, Donny? Do real billionaires need a bail bond? Jason Weisberger

batman Don't Say Gay: Georgia school cancels Batman comic historian's speaking event Thom Dunn

warrants MAGA fanatic says he has "filed for the arrest" of DA Fani Willis (video) Carla Sinclair

Trump administration Election fraud suspect files emergency motion to avoid "rushed" trip to Atlanta jail Mark Frauenfelder