Sacha Baron Cohen Kazakhstan adopts Borat catchphrase as new tourism slogan: Very Nice! Rusty Blazenhoff
Mister Rogers Mister Rogers answers if he ever lost his temper and flipped out (video) David Pescovitz
law Computer says no: British judge refuses to cancel divorce resulting from computer mistake Rob Beschizza
immigration The six bridge workers who perished were not "poisoning the blood of our country, they were replenishing it" Yoy Luadha
pareidolia Discovering hidden faces in unexpected places: How pareidolia reveals your creative potential Yoy Luadha
maga "My heart is broken" — Disgraced Sen. Katie Britt begs MAGA suckers for cash after becoming global laughing stock Mark Frauenfelder
donald trump Trump's shocking new wife revelation: Did he replace Melania with Mercedes? [Update: he was referring to Mercedes Schlapp] Mark Frauenfelder
supreme court John Oliver offers corrupt Clarence Thomas a luxury RV and $1 million a year to "get the f*ck off the Supreme Court" Mark Frauenfelder
tucker carlson New Age conspiracy theorist praises Putin and Tucker Carlson's charge against the Satanic Cabal Jennifer Sandlin
King Charles dead in 6 months, and Biden & Trump "get down and dirty" in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan
russia Canadian parents who wanted to raise their 8 kids with "traditional values" moved to Russia. Wife now says, "I'm ready to jump on a plane and get out of here." Mark Frauenfelder
vanity plates DEZNUUTZ, 2HI, VENMO, and 3,000 other vanity license plates rejected by New York's DMV David Pescovitz