fire Firefighters burn down careers with sweet, sweet pornography Séamus Bellamy

politics Qatar gifts Trump a $400m jumbo jet Rob Beschizza

Trump Jr launches $500k sleaze club while daddy hawks crypto tokens for access Ellsworth Toohey

Science Firing lasers into the retina reveals a brand new color Allan Rose Hill

disneyland Naked man climbs atop Tiana's Palace at Disneyland (video) Carla Sinclair

Get your Enemies of Democracy trading cards! Collect 'em all! Ruben Bolling

Science "Blaze Star" stands up astronomers again, mysterious third body may be the culprit Gail Sherman

torture ICE tortures and hospitalizes legal United States resident Jason Weisberger

sports High school runner just happened to hit opponent's head with baton (video) Ellsworth Toohey

History These Medieval church ladies really let it all hang out Ellsworth Toohey

Funny This long slice of bread looks awkward Popkin

cheese Finally, an erotic thriller about sexy were-cheese Thom Dunn

crime Drug fueled plunge into a Bass Pro shop aquarium results in plea deal Jason Weisberger

florida Lyft driver hears "strange noise" — finds naked Florida man in the back seat Carla Sinclair

Business What are those blue dots on coin cell batteries? The real story behind them Mark Frauenfelder

arrests Head of elite $42K preschool arrested for encouraging "dad" to send sex video of boy (video) Carla Sinclair

longterm intruders Los Angeles woman heard noises and called police — only to find a naked man living in her crawlspace (video) Carla Sinclair

Science Household objects revealed in stunning macro detail Popkin

MAGA mania Trump whisperers have a "weird homoerotic fascination" of Putin, frets Boris Johnson (video) Carla Sinclair

emperor wears new clothes "Appalling!" Huge naked Trump statue sends GOP leader into rage — the same MAGA man accused of sexual harassment Carla Sinclair