Business Wells Fargo: We can't be sued for lying to shareholders because it was obvious we were lying Cory Doctorow

lies Yet again, Kellyanne Conway violates Federal ethics rules Jason Weisberger

corruption Disgraced ex-sheriff of LA admits he lied to FBI, will face no more than 6 months in prison Cory Doctorow

law enforcement Feds raid wrong house, steal everything, leave Ellsworth Toohey

Science Economists calculate the monetary value of pets Gail Sherman

airplanes United flight from L.A. to China had to turn back because of the pilot's absent-mindedness Allan Rose Hill

flying the unfriendly skies Pilot yanks constipated United passenger out of bathroom, exposing him with pants down, says lawsuit Carla Sinclair

politics George Santos' sentencing delayed so he can produce more podcasts Rob Beschizza

self-sabotaging behavior Gentleman with gun charges shows up at court — and hurls a bomb that explodes Carla Sinclair

wifi Redditor seeks specific vodka to bribe his family gnome and regain WIFI access Thom Dunn

Multiple gerbils. Police arrest man with "multiple gerbils" in his pants after pet store robbery Rob Beschizza

science fiction "Big Germs" — short fiction by Rudy Rucker Boing Boing

tesla Tesla fires its Supercharger division Rob Beschizza

fires Buffalo Bills tailgate party gets a bit too lit when one fan catches fire (video) Carla Sinclair

Black Friday Activist makes art out of fast trashion Natalie Dressed

music New Zealand city in the crossfire of "speaker battles" that weaponize Céline Dion David Pescovitz

fire 31-year-old arrested for a dozen fires also found with ducklings in underwear Mark Frauenfelder

art Go vote for your favorite duct-tape-fashioned prom outfit Jennifer Sandlin