decapitated pool float The decapitated swan pool float is a summer must-have for total weirdos Rusty Blazenhoff

Birkensocks Sandal socks make you look like you're wearing Birkenstocks Rusty Blazenhoff

Baseball Card Vandals Two brothers deface worthless baseball cards for fun and profit Rusty Blazenhoff

Santa in Carbonite For Sale: (1) Santa in Carbonite Rusty Blazenhoff

Spooders Yellies toy spiders: "The louder you yell, the faster they move" Rusty Blazenhoff

Dog butt Behold, the digging dog butt tissue holder! Rusty Blazenhoff

Core Fill Enjoy Possibly NSFW: A gadget that injects bananas with syrup Rusty Blazenhoff

making poverty sexy These $530 pre-distressed sneakers are pissing people off Rusty Blazenhoff

camel toe These cloven toe pumps will make you look twice Rusty Blazenhoff

what a crock High-heeled Crocs exist Rusty Blazenhoff

Chunk There's a Hawaiian shirt of Chunk doing the "Truffle Shuffle" Rusty Blazenhoff

subscription service There's now a subscription service for fancy ice pops Rusty Blazenhoff

Meat candles Meat-scented candles Rusty Blazenhoff

Engineered Garments Doc Martens with velcro straps Rusty Blazenhoff

bougie Made in Italy: Overpriced, hand-painted, 50s style refrigerators Rusty Blazenhoff

"luxurious alternative garden appliances" Designer garden hoses, and other 'luxurious alternative garden appliances' Rusty Blazenhoff

pirates of the caribbean "Pirate Water" and other fragrances inspired by Disney resorts Rusty Blazenhoff