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Business Tech bro's "anti-fraud" AI actually just regular old fraud Ellsworth Toohey

MAHA After RFK Jr.'s top health official abruptly quits, near-panic ensues: "If we're all screwed, you have to say something" Carla Sinclair

politics RFK Jr. wants to ship Adderall users to labor camps Ellsworth Toohey

videos Robert Martinez shines a light on the best of America's local cuisine Grant St. Clair

The Psychedelic Guide to Preparation of the Eucharist Allan Rose Hill

law Nevada politician Robert Telles found guilty of murdering journalist Rob Beschizza

bears Six family members infected with brain worms after chowing down on bear meat Carla Sinclair

RFK Jr RFK Jr fumbles again: eyes sneaky blowhard Aaron Rodgers for VP position Yoy Luadha

trump De Niro says Apple censored his award show speech, so he read the original from his phone Mark Frauenfelder

Nature Remember that time three men got banned from Yellowstone for cooking chickens in a geyser? Lego Park Ranger does! Jennifer Sandlin

tabloids JFK's second gunman, and alien life on Earth, exposed in last week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

Weird Woman with forgetfulness and depression had an actual intruder in her brain David Pescovitz

tabloids JFK murder cover-up and Trump's mob ties in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

tabloids Aliens built the Pyramids and monitor Earth, in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

tabloid Putin wears lifts and Prince Harry hits the bottle in last week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

tabloids Bidens fexting (not sexting) in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

tabloids Duchess Kate's pregnancy and World War III in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

tabloids Warring UFOs and warring Royals in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

crime Heist at Roscoe's: "Put all the chicken in a bag!" Jason Weisberger