politics Debullshitifying the free speech debate about CNN and Trump's alt-right wrestling GIF Cory Doctorow

fast food McDonald's Quarter Pounder kills one, sends ten more to the hospital Allan Rose Hill

politics Kamala picks Tim Walz for VP, and Trump struggles with spelling Jason Weisberger

News Teen fined $580 for using phone in McDonald's drive-thru line Mark Frauenfelder

News DEA fuels moral panic over ADHD meds to justify its failed drug war Mark Frauenfelder

MAGA Fox News finally utters a 6-word truth: "Marjorie Taylor Greene is an idiot" Carla Sinclair

politics Marjorie Taylor Greene damages democracy, but not Democrats Jason Weisberger

politics Lauren Boebert delivers a self-serving Bible lesson to defend her bad behavior (video) Mark Frauenfelder

donald trump "They are gooch-like." Watch Trump's cringeworthy TikTok word salad Mark Frauenfelder

music Coleman Moore's "Time to Invest" is the logical conclusion of pop music Natalie Dressed

donald trump Delusional Trump compares himself to Nelson Mandela and tells supporters, "You don't have to vote" Mark Frauenfelder

mcdonalds No more self-serving drinks at McDonalds—after 2032 Rob Beschizza

meat Will wiping your anus with toilet paper disrupt your hormones? Jennifer Sandlin

Business Could capitalistic ambition be driven by a feline-borne parasite? Grant St. Clair

tabloids America's second civil war erupts in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

ted cruz Ted Cruz lays out the scenario for Texas to secede from the United States and appoint Joe Rogan president Mark Frauenfelder

criminals OJ Simpson's absolutely ridiculous reason why he doesn't visit Los Angeles David Pescovitz

explosion $300 million in aid pledge to help the survivors of massive Beirut explosion Séamus Bellamy

trump Guerilla artists are installing statues to celebrate Trump's historic legacy as a "destroyer of civil rights and liberties" Thom Dunn

trump John Bolton's book, packed with dirt on Trump, is out tomorrow Rob Beschizza