Gentleman attempts to sleep and drive a forklift at the same time with disastrous results

This could've been prevented with a single modafinil tablet.

Gentleman steals $2,100 from an office safe, then gets busted after falling asleep mid-robbery

A man on the federal wanted list for repeated crimes in Russia broke into an office building and stole 140,000 rubles ($2,100 USD) from a safe. He had brought a toolbox worth of tools, including "screwdrivers, wire cutters, a hammer, a nail puller, and a bunch of keys, to break into several private company offices, […]

Pope confesses he sometimes seeks shut-eye while praying

Praying is boring and Pope Francis is sparing us some of the Catholic guilt for dozing off while prostrating ourselves before God. The Pope admitted to occasionally sleeping on the job while he prays. "When I go to pray, a few times I fall asleep," he said during an interview for TV2000 published Tuesday. Pope […]