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Sacha Baron Cohen confronts Roy Moore with a beeping "pedophile detector"
Philadelphia Cream Cheese exploits tax loophole with new bagel
Grant St. Clair
Is Tucker Carlson a saint? Is Fox News part of the New World Order? Some on the right think so.
Naked, greased-up suspect bounces onto a trampoline in wild police pursuit
Lindsey Graham begs for money as he chokes on tears in humiliating pitch (video)
Ballet director who spread dog feces on critic's face gives a half-assed apology
Famed ballet director smeared dog poop on critic's face after bad review
Chocolate cake smeared on Madame Tussaud's waxwork model of King Charles III
Woman hospitalized after pet dog unloads diarrhea into her mouth while she slept
The neurotypicals are smearing butter directly on cutting boards and calling them "butter boards"
Man dressed as old lady smears cream on Mona Lisa
Bizarre New York Times obit calls Orrin Hatch a "gentlemanly conservative rock"
Delta Airlines wants a national no-fly list for unruly passengers
Top Cuomo aide resigns after victim speaks out
Devin Nunes, congressman who took Twitter parodies to court, now sues Rachel Maddow
Reporter fired after being caught smearing mud on self to suggest she helped in flood recovery
Astounding and weird aristocratic oil paintings from a smeared reality
Courtney Love says Olivia Rodrigo stole her video idea from Hole album cover, and it seems like she's right
Found: 6,000-year-old feathered dart coated with secretion from beaver's anal sac
James "Project Veritas" O'Keefe banned from Twitter